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Hello and welcome. I am Lane, I'm 24 and doing that whole figuring life out thing. This journal is solely for my fiction, most of which is fanfiction. I'm kinda shitty at updating on a regular basis and I apologize for that in advance.


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Title: angel!fic
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Genre: AU
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: Alex Summers needs some divine intervention. Heaven sends a redheaded angel to help.
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: First Class.
Author's Notes: Inspired by mcbannermaker's Caleb Landry Jones angel artwork.

Also inspired by bettiebloodshed's reblog of the above artwork.

part one


( Alex hadn't cried like that in years. )



Word Count: 874
Date Written: August 13, 14, 2011

Title: angel!fic
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Genre: AU
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: Alex Summers needs some divine intervention. Heaven sends a redheaded angel to help.
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: First Class.
Author's Notes: Inspired by mcbannermaker's Caleb Landry Jones angel artwork.

Also inspired by bettiebloodshed's reblog of the above artwork.


( Alex Summers cannot believe his life. )



Word Count: 639
Date Written: August 13, 2011

Title: tar eis
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Genre: angst, attempts at hurt/comfort, AU
Rating: M/R
Summary: tar eis - Irish Gaelic, preposition (with genitive) 1. after, past
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: First Class.
Author's Notes: Inspired by this prompt: "Rape trauma/recovery Sean, where all of Charles Xavier's well-meaning attempts to ~heal him~ just make it worse, and the only thing that helps is using Erik as a punching bag because it makes Sean feel less useless" on the X-Men: First Class Kink livejournal site. This is probably not what the OP wanted at all, but this so got away from me.

THIS IS IMPORTANT! READ THIS! This story deals with the aftermath of rape. There is nothing explicit, but there are mentions and vague flashbacks.

Also, this story is an AU and there is quite a bit of cussing going on in here, methinks. This is my first X-Men: First Class fic, so sorry?

( He's not really Sean, definitely not Banshee anymore. )

Author's Note: ( A bit spoiler-y for the story )

Also, last thing, I'm not part of the X-Men: First Class Kink livejournal and don't quite know the procedure of letting the OP know I answered their prompt. So if anyone could let them know? I would really appreciate it, thanks! Just let me know, I guess.

Word Count: 7,534
Date Written: July 7-8, 9, 2011

Title: Displays of Sisterly Affection are Contrary at Best
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Being Human (SyFy edition)
Genre: pre-series, family, speculation, some angst
Rating: T/PG-13
Pairings: none
Summary: It's time for Emily Radcliffe to grow the hell up.
Disclaimer: I do not own Being Human (SyFy edition).


( Emily Radcliffe had been a pretty annoying child )




Word Count: 1,357
Date Written: May 16, 17; June 6, 27, 2011

Title: Wow, Ghosts Can Get Sexual Too
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Being Human (SyFy edition)
Genre: (light?) angst, friendship, general
Rating: T/PG-13
Pairings: none really
Summary: Sally can't help but fanastize about her roommates sometimes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Being Human (SyFy edition).
Author's Notes: First, the title is a play on the Say Anything song "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too." Secondly, Sally demanded attention and I could not deny her now (especially after writing from Josh's POV). Importantly, DESPITE what the title and summary imply there is NO SMUT in this story. I'm sorry, but I'm just not comfortable writing it yet. But Sally's got a dirty mind, so I let her imply all she wanted :) Also, also I wrote this whole thing out while listening to Wolfy's Oh Missy (the song that was playing in when Josh and Nora started making out in 1.06). Quite appropriate, no?


( When left alone, Sally spends most of her time in her old room )




Word Count: 1,361
Date Written: February 23, 2011

Title: The Worrying Part Comes Naturally
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Being Human (SyFy edition)
Genre: speculation, angst
Rating: K/PG
Pairings: none
Summary: Josh comes to a sudden realization. One he doesn't much like.
Disclaimer: I do not own Being Human (SyFy edition).
Author's Notes: This is my first ever Being Human fic, so I'm sorry. I didn't really want to write anything in this fandom until I'd seen more episodes and get a better handle on the characters, but I marathon-watched all five episodes and couldn't help myself! So now you get a drabble and three-quarters.


( It hits Josh one day... )




Word Count: 186
Date Written: February 21, 2011

Title: The Transcending Elevator
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Genre: missing scene, angst, drama
Rating: T/PG-13
Pairings: mention of Izzie/Alex
Spoilers: season 5 finale
Summary: The elevator doors slid open almost soundlessly, but she could hear the slight scraping of metal on metal.
Disclaimer: I do not own Grey's Anatomy.
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to my friends Mary and Quinn who both read this exceptionally quickly and were very encouraging. And kudos to Mary who practically handed me the title.

If you need to refresh your memory of the Season 5 finale, the last five minutes are here on youtube.


( The elevator doors slid open almost soundlessly... )




Word Count: 2,633
Date Written: May 16; July 22, 23, 24.2009; April 7, 8.2010

Title: The Longest Year
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Drake & Josh
Genre: angst, drama, slash
Rating: T/PG-13
Pairings: Drake/Josh
Summary: Megan was sitting in the neighbor's tree house.
Disclaimer: I do not own Drake & Josh.

Five Ways
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five




Word Count: 293
Date Written: October 20, 2008

Title: All the Ways I Love You
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Cory in the House
Genre: pre-series, post-series (as of season two), AU-ish
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: "We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first." -Anonymous
Disclaimer: I do not own Cory in the House.

True Friendship
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine



Word Count: 737
Date Written: February 19; March 14, 2008

Title: All the Ways I Love You
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Cory in the House
Genre: pre-series, post-series (as of season two), AU-ish
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: "We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first." -Anonymous
Disclaimer: I do not own Cory in the House.

True Friendship
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight




Word Count: 763
Date Written: February 19; March 12, 13, 2008

>>Epilogue

Title: All the Ways I Love You
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Cory in the House
Genre: pre-series, post-series (as of season two), AU-ish
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: "We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first." -Anonymous
Disclaimer: I do not own Cory in the House.

True Friendship
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven



Author's Notes: I have no idea how you're suppose to spell 'nakishkas' (the Bahavian dessert that went boom in the episode Just Desserts), so I just winged it.
Word Count: 775
Date Written:  February 19; March 12, 2008

>>Nine | Epilogue

Title: All the Ways I Love You
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Cory in the House
Genre: pre-series, post-series (as of season two), AU-ish
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: "We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first." -Anonymous
Disclaimer: I do not own Cory in the House.

True Friendship
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six




Word Count: 382
Date Written: 2.19, 21.2008

>>Eight | Nine | Epilogue

Title: All the Ways I Love You
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Cory in the House
Genre: pre-series, post-series, AU, general/friendship/romance
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: "We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first." -Anonymous
Disclaimer: I do not own Cory in the House.

True Friendship
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five

Word Count: 993
Date Written: February 18-19, 21, 2008

>>Seven | Eight | Nine | Epilogue

Title: All the Ways I Love You
Author: phoniexchild
Fandom: Cory in the House
Genre: pre-series, post-series, AU, general/friendship/romance
Rating: T/PG-13
Summary: "We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first." -Anonymous
Disclaimer: I do not own Cory in the House.
Author's Notes: Also, forgot to mention in the last chapter - Gentelum is completely made up. I just threw a bunch of sounds together when I realized: "Crap! Meena's fiance needs a name!" Hope you enjoy this chapter!

True Friendship
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four

 

Author's Notes: Nacushna is the name I made up for the Bahavian capital.
Word Count: 1052
Date Written: February 18, 21; March 7, 2008

>>Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Epilogue